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Sapphire Divines: Comedic Spiritual Insights
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The Goat's Guide to Inner Peace
Laughing Through the Chakras
Astrology for the Unhinged
Meditative Madness
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Raphael's Ramblings
🔮 The Etsy Curse: When Your Custom Spell Jars Get Flagged for “Suspicious Packaging”
USPS doesn’t “appreciate” glitter, wine corks, and mysterious herbs rattling in a mason jar. Neither did Janet from customer service, who now thinks she’s cursed.
💌 Confession #17: Midnight, Margaritas, and the Death of an Heirloom Rug
It started with salt around the doorway and ended with me in a silk robe, holding a garden hose inside the living room. Somewhere in between, I may have offered psychic readings to the fire department.
🐐 Raphael’s Diary: The Great Curtain Fire of ’22
She said it was a “prosperity ritual.” I said it was a fire hazard. Ten minutes later, my tail was singed, the Persian rug was smoking, and Sapphire blamed “ancestral trauma.”
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