USPS doesnât âappreciateâ glitter, wine corks, and mysterious herbs rattling in a mason jar. Neither did Janet from customer service, who now thinks sheâs cursed.
đ Raphaelâs Diary: The Great Curtain Fire of â22
She said it was a âprosperity ritual.â I said it was a fire hazard. Ten minutes later, my tail was singed, the Persian rug was smoking, and Sapphire blamed âancestral trauma.â
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