Enter the Mystical Realm

Connect with the Unseen and Unhinged

Welcome to the portal where absurdity meets the astral plane. Dive into the chaos and send us your most outlandish messages!

Unveil the Madness

Mystical Mayhem Awaits

Discover the hilarity of the cosmos with Sapphire Divines.

Reach Beyond Reality

Embrace the chaos and send us your wildest thoughts.

Meet Sapphire and Raphael

Sapphire Divines is your gateway to a world where the mystical meets the hysterical. Led by Sapphire, a fictional blind medium, and her psychic goat Raphael, our mission is to blend spiritual satire with a touch of chaos. We invite you to join us in a realm where messages from the other side of common sense are celebrated, and every inquiry is a chance to laugh at the universe’s quirks.
Discover Our Story

Phone

(255) 352-6258

Email

hello@divi.com

Address

1234 Divi St. #1000, San Francisco, CA 94220

Connect with the Unpredictable

Ever felt like sending a message to the cosmos? Now’s your chance! Whether it’s a burning question, a burst of feedback, or the most absurd thought you’ve ever had, we’re all ears. Fill out the form and let the chaos commence!

Dive into the Madness

Hysterical Testimonials

“I asked if my cat was plotting against me, and the response was a resounding ‘yes’ with a side of laughter! Sapphire Divines knows the truth!”

Felix Feline

“I sent a message asking if my houseplants were judging me. The answer was a giggle and a ‘probably.’ Love the humor!”

Plant Parent Pat

“I inquired if my spirit animal was a llama. They said ‘only if it’s wearing a top hat.’ Best response ever!”

Llama Lover Lucy

Sapphire Divines

Unleash Your Inner Chaos!

Dare to dive into the delightful disorder of Sapphire Divines! Send us your wildest thoughts, your most absurd questions, or just a message to say hello from the other side of sanity. We promise to respond with the same level of delightful chaos that you bring. Let’s make magic happen!

Embrace the Madness