Welcome to the whimsical world of Sapphire Divines, where the mystical meets the absurd. Sapphire, our enigmatic blind medium, channels wisdom from the cosmos with the help of her psychic goat, Raphael. Together, they unravel the mysteries of the universe with a touch of humor and a dash of chaos. Join us on this satirical spiritual journey and discover the hilarity hidden in the stars.
USPS doesn’t “appreciate” glitter, wine corks, and mysterious herbs rattling in a mason jar. Neither did Janet from customer service, who now thinks she’s cursed.
It started with salt around the doorway and ended with me in a silk robe, holding a garden hose inside the living room. Somewhere in between, I may have offered psychic readings to the fire department.
She said it was a “prosperity ritual.” I said it was a fire hazard. Ten minutes later, my tail was singed, the Persian rug was smoking, and Sapphire blamed “ancestral trauma.”