Raphael's Revelations: Goat Wisdom Unleashed
Join us on a whimsical journey through the mind of Raphael, the psychic goat, as he humorously unravels the mysteries of the universe and the hilarities of modern spirituality.
Raphael's Ramblings: The Blog
🔮 The Etsy Curse: When Your Custom Spell Jars Get Flagged for “Suspicious Packaging”
USPS doesn’t “appreciate” glitter, wine corks, and mysterious herbs rattling in a mason jar. Neither did Janet from customer service, who now thinks she’s cursed.
💌 Confession #17: Midnight, Margaritas, and the Death of an Heirloom Rug
It started with salt around the doorway and ended with me in a silk robe, holding a garden hose inside the living room. Somewhere in between, I may have offered psychic readings to the fire department.
🐐 Raphael’s Diary: The Great Curtain Fire of ’22
She said it was a “prosperity ritual.” I said it was a fire hazard. Ten minutes later, my tail was singed, the Persian rug was smoking, and Sapphire blamed “ancestral trauma.”
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The Absurdity of Spirituality with Raphael
Podcast Episode: Laughing with the Stars
In this episode, Raphael the goat hilariously dissects the quirks of modern spiritual practices, offering a satirical take on the cosmic chaos we call life. Tune in for a laugh and a lesson in goat wisdom!
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