🐐 Raphael’s Diary: The Great Curtain Fire of ’22

Aug 21, 2025 | Goat Witness Statements, Uncategorized | 0 comments

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She said it was a “prosperity ritual.” I said it was a fire hazard. Ten minutes later, my tail was singed, the Persian rug was smoking, and Sapphire blamed “ancestral trauma.”

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